the quickest tell that a post was written by a marketer: emojis sprinkled at the start of every bullet like fairy dust. ✨ that's not how anyone actually writes online.
emoji works when it earns a beat
think of an emoji as a comma with attitude. it ends a thought, softens a sentence, or replaces a word that would feel too literal.
the good
- "ok but unironically 🫶" — replaces a whole sentence of warmth
- "told my coworker. silence 💀" — does the punchline
- "this is the only correct take 🧍" — adds physical comedy